A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
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Birth: | 6th December, 1955 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Writer |
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