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Robert Orben Quotes
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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| Birth: | 4th March, 1927 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Writer |
About
Robert Orben is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and he has also written books for magicians.
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