Women are really strange, if you think about it. But this was no ordinary woman. This was a succubus—a life sucking monster.
Justin Villanueva Quotes
It took me a while to realize that I was beginning to flirt with her. The food must have been poisoned.
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. - L. Frank Baum
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