A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. - L. Frank Baum
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. - Terry Pratchett
