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A blanket represents softness, a brick represents hardness, and a penis represents both—depending on how aroused it is. I seek out women who bring out the brick in me.
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Birth: | 5th March, 1982 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Author |
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Jarod Ora Kintz was born in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA. He is an American author and humorist. He has written several books include: This Book is Not for Sale, I Want, It Occurred to Me, and Six Foot and Some Change.
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