Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.
Jarod Kintz Quotes
I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.
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| Birth: | 5th March, 1982 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Author |
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Jarod Ora Kintz was born in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA. He is an American author and humorist. He has written several books include: This Book is Not for Sale, I Want, It Occurred to Me, and Six Foot and Some Change.
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