My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I’m 70 or if I’m 20? The audience knows they aren’t getting any old stories from me.
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Predictions are preposterous.
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Birth: | 9th June, 1931 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian |
Jackie Mason was born in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA. He is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. His 1986 one-man show The World According to Me won a Special Tony Award, an Outer Critics Circle Award, an Ace Award, an Emmy Award, and a Grammy nomination. His role in several films include: The Stoolie, The Jerk, The Perils of P.K., Caddyshack II, One Angry Man(also writer), and In a Pickle. His role in television include: Chicken Soup(TV series) and Best of Times(TV series).
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