People say ‘my phone sucks.’ No it doesn’t. The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”
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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
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