For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
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Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base s*x humor a lot, and stuff like that.
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it’ll flop. And that’s when I really take a hard look at myself and say: ‘Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it’s talking about.’
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