Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm.
David Cross Quotes
Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.
Similar Quotes
Cricket is the greatest game that the wit of man has yet devised.
- Sir Pelham WarnerAdvertising is selling Twinkies to adults.
- Donald R. VanceThe struggle of the male to learn to listen to and respect his own intuitive, inner prompt...
- Herb GoldbergEach generation of the church in each setting has the responsibility of communicating the ...
- Francis SchaefferEach had defended his own country; the Germans Germany, the Frenchmen France; they had don...
- Ernst TollerComments on: "David Cross Quotes: Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it,..."
| Birth: | 4th April, 1964 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Comedian |
About
David Cross was born in Atlanta, Georgia. He is an American stand-up comedian, actor and screenwriter, known primarily for his standup work, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development. Cross formed the sketch comedy group "Cross Comedy" with 12 other performers, and they put on a new show every week. He performed at the alternative comedy club Un-Cabaret in Los Angeles. Cross continues to perform stand-up, in which he blends political commentary and satire. In 2004, Shut Up You Fucking Baby! was nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album.
Share with your friends