Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
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People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
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| Birth: | 26th December, 1956 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Author, Comedian, Humorist |
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David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author and radio contributor nominated for a Grammy Award.
Sedaris has been described as 'the rock star of writers'. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "SantaLand Diaries".
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