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Phyllis Diller Quotes
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
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Birth: | 17th July, 1917 |
Death: | 20th August, 2012 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actress |
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