My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
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| Birth: | 12th September, 1966 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Comedian |
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Jay London was born in The Bronx, New York City, New York, USA. He is an American stand-up comedian, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. He was a boxer and a taxicab driver, among other occupations, before becoming a stand-up comic in the 1980s.
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