My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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| Birth: | 22nd November, 1921 |
| Death: | 5th October, 2004 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Actor, Comedian |
About
Rodney Dangerfield was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!," and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back To School.
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