My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Rodney Dangerfield (54)
Birth: | 22nd November, 1921 |
Death: | 5th October, 2004 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian |
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Rodney Dangerfield was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!," and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back To School.
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