I wish Obama would be as nasty and arrogant with our enemies as he is with fellow citizens who simply disagree with him.
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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
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Your family cuts you the most slack and gives you the most chances. When the quiz-show host says, “Name something you find in a refrigerator,” and the rest of American is screaming, “You moron!” at their TV sets, who’s clapping and saying, “Good answer! Good answer!”? Your family, that’s who.
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Birth: | 3rd November, 1953 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Commentator, Political Consultant, Radio Personality, Talk Show Host, Television Presenter |
Dennis Miller is an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, radio personality, and outspoken conservative. He is known for his critical assessments laced with pop culture references.
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