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• I’ve worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn’t make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there’s an edge to that kind of humanity.

  Ciaran Hinds

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  Tags in Witty, Noah

• Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself.

  Dax Shepard

  Topics in Stupid

  Tags in Witty, Comedy

• I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he’s clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don’t think he’s funny in either the way that Reagan was funny – or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

  Mo Rocca

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  Tags in Witty, Ruthless

• In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.

  Giacomo Casanova

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  Tags in Worthy, Witty, Man

• There’s no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

  Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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  Tags in Possibility, Witty

• I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

  Oscar Wilde

  Topics in Funny, T-shirt

  Tags in Intellect, Witty, Use, Reason, Force

• I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

  Oscar Wilde

  Topics in T-shirt

  Tags in Witty, Thoroughly, Egotism

• You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.

  Frank Crane

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  Tags in Wonderful, Witty

• If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.

  Francois VI, Duc De La Rochefoucauld

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  Tags in Witty, Fools

• Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.

  Thomas Hobbes

  Topics in Nature, Wisdom

  Tags in Witty, Howsoever, Eloquent, Men

• It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

  Honoré de Balzac

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• I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.

  David Bailey

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Witty, Amusing, Fashion

• Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.

  Confucius

  Topics in Education, Life

  Tags in Witty, Learning, Thought, Thinking, Labor

• Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true.

  Albert Schweitzer

  Topics in Truth

  Tags in Witty, Being, Simple, Long, Simplicity

• Conquered people tend to be witty.

  Saul Bellow

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• Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Topics in Funny

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• Let’s have some new cliches.

  Samuel Goldwyn

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• You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.

  Sacha Guitry

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