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• The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Married, Considerate, Good

• Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

  Patrice Leconte

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Generation, Marriage, Married

• Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families.

  Melissa Bean

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Couples, Responsibilities, Marriage, Married

• It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Marriage, Married

• Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Find, Marriage, Married

• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Married

• Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Topics in Wedding, Wisdom

  Tags in Divorced, Marriage, Married

• Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something.

  Will Cuppy

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Wife, Marriage, Married

• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

  H. L. Mencken

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Bachelors, Women, Marriage, Married

• Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

  Samuel Johnson

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Wives, Consciences, Bachelors, Marriage, Married, Men

• All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

  Red Skelton

  Topics in Mistake, Wedding

  Tags in Marriage, Married, Men

• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Topics in Humor, Love, Wedding, Wisdom

  Tags in Marriage, Married

• Married or unmarried, young or old, poet or worker, you are still a dreamer, and will one time know, and feel, that your life is but a dream.

  Donald G. Mitchell

  Topics in Dream

  Tags in Poet, Feel, Married

• I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.

  Elayne Boosler

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Divorced, Been, Married

• It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

  Luke Wilson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Dignified, Feeling, Married, Dating

• Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

  Thomas Fuller

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Best, Married, Men

• The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

  Richard Steele

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Married

• When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn’t find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That’s when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.

  Vera Wang

  Topics in Business, Wedding

  Tags in Decided, Sophistication, Modernity, Dresses, Saw, Married

• A really good detective never gets married.

  Raymond Chandler

  Topics in Wedding

  Tags in Good, Really, Married

• My mother’s been married many, many times and grew up believing in love like that. It’s remarkable.

  Sherilyn Fenn

  Topics in Mother

  Tags in Married