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• All I know is that I’ve ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that’s not cool anymore.

  Isla Fisher

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  Tags in Cool, Wanted, Married

• What do I know about s*x? I’m a married man.

  Tom Clancy

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• I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

  George Jean Nathan

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• Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one’s luck.

  Iris Murdoch

  Topics in Humor

  Tags in Married, Amazed, Writing

• The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

  H. L. Mencken

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• A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

  H. L. Mencken

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• Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

  Carrie P. Snow

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  Tags in Single, Married

• I’ve never been married and I’ve no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious.

  Francesca Annis

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  Tags in Religious, Married, Desire

• The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

  Cyril Connolly

  Topics in Fear

  Tags in Greater, Married

• I know nothing about s*x, because I was always married.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

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• All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

  Edgar Watson Howe

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• Here’s the thing – I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for kids and I’m in there and I’m supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

  Garry Shandling

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Self, Married

• I’m more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We’re still married as parents.

  Bobby Darin

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• Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.

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• I kind of had my life planned out for me. I’d be married at some point, have, you know, 1.5 children, and be a principal possibly one day. But I think that that was kind of my problem. I allowed myself to plan out my life and didn’t let provident direction guide my life.

  Clay Aiken

  Topics in Children, Life

  Tags in One Day, Allowed, Principal, Direction, Myself, Problem, Married, Day

• Always say no, and you will never be married.

  Topics in French Proverbs

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• Always in love, never married.

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• Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech.

  Topics in Chinese Proverbs

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• I’m married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.

  Cathy Guisewite

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  Tags in Means, Wondering, Constantly, Married, Live, Men

• I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.

  Cathy Guisewite

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  Tags in Thought, Married