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• Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.

  Karen Marie Moning

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• The more you say the more people know about you, make it a point that you say the most sense as little as possible.

  Morena Baloyi

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• life is like wheel it goes around and comes around.

  Progress Chisora

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• You make the Titanic look like a tiny little misadventure.

  Gina Ranalli

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• Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.

  Elizabeth Eulberg

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• Time flies when you grow fangs and fur.

  Dianna Hardy

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• I’ve always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it’s a questionable talent and a poor party trick.

  Jason Purdy

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• With an unseen inner-smile, the beetle carried on its journey, rolling manure. It had decided that stones were not to its liking. It was happy in its life and its life, quite literally, was a lump of shit.

  Stephen Craig

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• Laziness always wins.

  Tibor Fischer

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• What you don’t know can’t hurt you; so not knowing you’s a virtue.

  Hilltop Hoods

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• You don’t need a big pen to write a tall story.

  Benny Bellamacina

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• I mean, it’s a good job we’ve got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we’d really be in trouble!

  Terry Pratchett

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• Two of the most important thing a person should bear in mind:
  *use things not people.
  *love people not things.

  Hemant Kumar

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• There is much to discover that’s not on the back cover!

  E.A. Bucchianeri

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• Stay cool, and wait for opportunity.

  Tibor Fischer

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• There is no reciprocity. Men love women. Women love children. Children love hamsters. Hamsters don’t love anyone; it is quite hopeless.

  Alice Thomas Ellis

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• If I have to face the end of human existence, I want to look totally smoking when it happens. Now shut the hell up.

  Angeline Trevena

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• …The more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one.

  Joe Abercrombie

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• Always recycle wasted time.

  Benny Bellamacina

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• He begged hard, and said he couldn’t play-a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn’t a musician in the country that could.

  Mark Twain

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