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• Humour is the best way to make the unbearable bearable.

  Mary Ann Shaffer

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• If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

  Darynda Jones

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• My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

  Darynda Jones

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• I think that Americans find the Australian humour and the energy of Australians very refreshing – we are quite self-deprecating, we’re light-hearted and can have a laugh.

  Teresa Palmer

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• I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.

  Robert Clark

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• Enough of that, you damned conspirators, you will have us hanged a great deal sooner than we will.

  Naomi Novik

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• When it comes to wine and buttocks, the redder, the better.

  Danny Tyran

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• Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

  Garrison Keillor

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• It’s vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

  Michael Grant

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• My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.

  Maggie Smith

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• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

  Francois Marie Arouet

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• I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You’d be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.

  Bjork Guomundsdottir

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• Meg’s face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes.

  Ray Rhamey

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• It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

  Stephen Herfst

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• It was a good picture. You could tell by the amount of time I spent staring at it.

  Cary Attwell

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• In my book, water was only good for one thing…when I remember what that is, I’ll let you know.

  R.K. Lewis

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• Just the other day in the underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

  G. K. Chesterton

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• Without desire, one is a walking cadaver.

  Karldon Okruta

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• My head is too large, although I prefer to think it is large enough for my mind.

  George R.R. Martin

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• If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.

  Walter Moers

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