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• I’ve had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I’m thirteen, but definitely not before then…

  Joshua Donellan

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• Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, still screaming, Whoo what a ride!

  Theresa Hollis

  Topics in Life

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• Red sky at night, the city’s alight.

  Terry Pratchett

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• Road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.

  Ernest Hemingway

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• Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

  Rocky Quicksilver

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• We’re adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you’re counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even.

  Robyn Carr

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• I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.

  Tommy Cooper

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• So it just wasn’t in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

  Sarah Dessen

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• People assume that artists must talk about art and beauty and the sublime whenever we get together, but no, we usually talk about money.

  Christopher Bram

  Topics in Beauty

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• With great power comes a great need to take a nap.

  Rick Riordan

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• I don’t like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over.

  Rick Riordan

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• One group of riders doped, the others alongside them racing clean. You can work out for yourselves which group was fastest.

  David Millar

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• I’m tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published.

  Tristan Durie

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• We are only as good as our last decision.

  Dawn Derringer Artist

  Topics in Decision

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• Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit.

  George R.R. Martin

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• A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there’s no water.

  Gregory David Roberts

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• Every other girl in school thinks you’re the hottest thing since the microwave.

  Linda Kage

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• I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.

  Ellen DeGeneres

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• Christianity on HP – Buy now, Pray later.

  Jonathan Aitken

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• And it’s a pity too that I’ve no right to open your letters. I hope you don’t get many, or my conscience will give me no peace.

  Diana Wynne Jones

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  Tags in Peace, Humour