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• The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

  Oscar Levant

  Topics in Love, Politics

  Tags in Humour

• I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they.

  Jess C. Scott

  Topics in Humor, Love, Truth, Wisdom

  Tags in Humour, Relationships

• He’s never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about.

  Tom Stoppard

  Topics in Love, Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Topics in Life, Spirituality

  Tags in Humour

• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

  Woody Allen

  Topics in God, Life, Spirituality

  Tags in Plans, Tell, Humour

• A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

  Gloria Steinem

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

  Gloria Steinem

  Topics in Humor

  Tags in Humour

• When I was your age, television was called books.

  Princess Bride

  Topics in Age, Funny

  Tags in Humour

• I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

  Douglas Adams

  Topics in Humor

  Tags in Humour
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  Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.

  Harper Lee

  Topics in Life, Love

  Tags in Humour, Reading

• My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.

  Maggie Smith

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour, Career

• We have buried the putrid corpse of liberty.

  Benito Mussolini

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour, Freedom

• A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.

  Jess C. Scott

  Topics in Beauty, Friendship, Life, Love, Truth, Wisdom

  Tags in Music, Humour

• He begged hard, and said he couldn’t play-a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn’t a musician in the country that could.

  Mark Twain

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Music, Humour

• Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else.

  Benny Bellamacina

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour, Freedom

• The human body is the best work of art.

  Jess C. Scott

  Topics in Art, Beauty, Funny, Humor

  Tags in Humour

• If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad.

  Jerome K. Jerome

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Music, Humour

• Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.

  Honoré de Balzac

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour, Inspiration

• Yeah, you’re a regular Mozart…well, except for the whole music thing.

  James Dashner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Music, Humour

• After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one’s head against the universe until something gives?

  Tom Holt

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour, Science