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• Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.

  Jon Wakeham

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Humour

• I can’t believe she’s lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

  Brian Francis

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  Tags in Humour

• It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I’m not the restaurant; I’m the meal.

  Damon Suede

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  Tags in Humour

• Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price.

  Benny Bellamacina

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour, Philosophy

• Writing is the flip side of s*x – it’s only good when it’s over.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.

  Oscar Wilde

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  Tags in Humour

• You know if you’re jogging, when you speed up and you aren’t used to it you get tired and pant? Well cars can’t do that, so they blow up instead.

  Daniel Lorenzo

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• Dor woke again as dawn came. The sun had somehow gotten around to the east, where the land was, and dried off so that it could shine again.

  Piers Anthony

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  Tags in Humour

• Going down in history is a dead end pursuit.

  Benny Bellamacina

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  Tags in Humour

• It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

  Charles Stross

  Topics in Truth

  Tags in Humour

• I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins…you should be shot in the head.

  Robert Clark

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  Tags in Humour

• Don’t make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male.

  Keisha Keenleyside

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• I learned early and at that kitchen table that there are ways of avoiding, without guilt, the commitments of love.

  P. D. James

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Avoid, Humour

• If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.

  Ilyas Kassam

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.

  Catherine Gilbert Murdock

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  Tags in Humour

• Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.

  Theodor W. Adorno

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  Tags in Humour

• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

  David Bissonette

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  Tags in Humour

• The lovely Hazard girls’, they used to call them. Huh. Lovely is as lovely does; if they looked like what they behave like, they’d frighten little children.

  Angela Carter

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment.

  Elizabeth Rudnick

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  Tags in Humour

• I had always been warned that American didn’t always get sarcasm.

  Lindsey Kelk

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