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• Recklessness is almost a man’s revenge on his woman.

  D. H. Lawrence

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• If you think fate is fickle, try tempting it.

  S. Spencer Baker

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• The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.

  G. K. Chesterton

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• The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.

  G. K. Chesterton

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• We may have the same dreams, but never the same nightmares.

  Igbinovia Ixrael

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• If asked which words one associated with the Sahara, only the most dedicated surrealist might be expected to offer “whale”.

  Eamonn Gearon

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• Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.

  Evelyn Waugh

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• Mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination.

  S. Spencer Baker

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• Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

  Oscar Wilde

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• Laughter is the antidote to existential pain.

  S. Spencer Baker

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• …The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.

  G. K. Chesterton

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• My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

  Greg Curtis

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• Political life is best treated with antibiotics.

  Colin Tegerdine

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• No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation.

  Lewis Carroll

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• When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine.

  Benny Bellamacina

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• Men are scumbags until they prove they’re women.

  Robin Mellom

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• What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over.

  Jerome K. Jerome

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• The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.

  Andrew McEwan

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• Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.

  Frank Skinner

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• I’m thinking that I shouldn’t have filed my nails last night.

  Dara Torres

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