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• I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest – things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

  Jonah Hill

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• I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on ‘Saturday Night Live’, and I remember thinking, ‘Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.’

  Seth Rogen

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• I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

  David Alan Grier

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• Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

  Darrell Hammond

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• But I’m kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on ‘Friends’, which was one of the funniest things on television.

  Matt LeBlanc

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• My favorite show is America’s Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I’m laughing my head off!

  Corbin Bleu

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• My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.

  Henry Louis Gates Jr.

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• The funniest line in English is “Get it?” When you say that, everyone chortles.

  Garrison Keillor

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• My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.

  George Bernard Shaw

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