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• I really want Americans, and all of us, to be less afraid of death, and know that it’s a passage, but that – don’t go to the funeral before the day of the funeral.

  Valerie Harper

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• Saying, ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying, ‘ I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.

  Demetri Martin

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• Rome – the city of visible history, where the past of a whole hemisphere seems moving in funeral procession with strange ancestral images and trophies gathered from afar.

  George Eliot

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• In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

  George Ade

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• Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

  Francois VI, Duc De La Rochefoucauld

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• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

  Steven Wright

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• And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

  Walt Whitman

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• The Nobel is a ticket to one’s own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.

  T. S. Eliot

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• A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor.

  Seneca the Younger

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• The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

  Samuel Goldwyn

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• My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

  Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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• A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

  Irvin S. Cobb

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• One funeral makes many.

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• Dream of a funeral and you hear of a marriage.

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