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• I’m really tall, and I used slouch and think it was really uncool to stand up straight – now I wish I hadn’t been quite so dumb!

  Sarah Parish

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  Tags in Wish, Dumb

• I’ve been described as a smart actor because I’ve attended college. Or I’ve been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, ‘So, are actors supposed to be dumb?’

  Omari Hardwick

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  Tags in Attended, Dumb

• I like really stupid comedies.

  Greta Van Susteren

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  Tags in Dumb

• I set a goal for myself everyday when I write – 10 pages a day – and it’s much harder because I’m too dumb to turn off my Twitter and everything so it’s always on and it’s a real distraction. It’s a major distraction.

  R. L. Stine

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  Tags in Dumb, Distraction

• A lot of new writers assume you have to know the where the story is going and that it flows out as molten gold. But really, sometimes you think you are going to one place, but then you decide that is dumb idea. Then you go somewhere else and it is a worse idea. But then you switch again and you might have a beautiful accident.

  Patrick Rothfuss

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  Tags in Dumb, Assume

• I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

  Bill Watterson

  Topics in Humor

  Tags in Dumb

• Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I’ve learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.

  Seth Rogen

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• Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

  Franz Kafka

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• I may be a dumb blonde, but I’m not that blonde.

  Patricia Neal

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• Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I’m pretty socially conscious.

  Duff Goldman

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  Tags in Dumb, Conscious

• Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would’ve jumped on, with no hesitation.

  Jeff Daniels

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  Tags in Working, Hard, Long, Hesitation, Dumber, Dumb, Jumped

• It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

  Aaron Sorkin

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Unpredictable, Dumb

• The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.

  Umberto Eco

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  Tags in Dumb, Lies, Reading, Book

• I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn’t picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn’t a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you.

  Uma Thurman

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  Tags in Dumb, Mirror, Mean

• Obscenities… I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can’t think of what they want to say and they’re frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren’t very smart – want to be just one of the boys.

  Andy Rooney

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  Tags in Frustrated, People, Dumb, Smart

• Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?

  Paris Hilton

  Topics in Funny, T-shirt

  Tags in Celebrity, Dumb, Wealth

• I know a lot of people think I’m dumb. Well, at least I ain’t no educated fool.

  Leon Spinks

  Topics in Education

  Tags in Educated, People, Dumb, Fool

• I’ll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.

  Ryan Cabrera

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• Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don’t have to be anything else.

  Oscar Levant

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• What’s a soup kitchen?

  Paris Hilton

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  Tags in Superficiality, Celebrity, Dumb