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• You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, ‘Sir, you’re drunk,’ and he said to her, ‘And you’re ugly, but in the morning I’ll be sober.’ I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped.

  Thomas Howes

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  Tags in Drunk, Sober

• Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.

  M.F. Moonzajer

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• I’m not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

  Eddie Van Halen

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• When we started I wasn’t the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

  Robert Smith

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• Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that’s something that shouldn’t be dissected.

  Stephen Stills

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  Tags in Little, Drunk

• When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk.

  Richard Burton

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  Tags in Drunk, Play, Sober

• Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone’s drunk all the time.

  Clea Duvall

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• I used to like whiskey. But it’s been a long time since I’ve been drunk.

  Claude Preston Williams

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  Tags in Drunk, Like

• Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn’t want to reach 40 and have to say all I’d done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.

  Bruce Dickinson

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  Tags in Drunk

• I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.

  Richard Widmark

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• So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who’s drunk come up and tell you you’re great.

  Rick Derringer

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• I don’t drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don’t want to be that person anymore.

  Chester Bennington

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  Tags in Drunk, Person, Choose

• Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

  David Gest

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• Well it’s hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

  Adam Garcia

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• When I was young, we were taught not to dunk. We were taught not to stand out from the rest of the team. It’s different now.

  Yao Ming

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• You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

  Dean Martin

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• We’d boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there’d be no alcohol left in it.

  Neneh Cherry

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  Tags in Alcohol, Drunk

• I have a responsibility, and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

  Nicole Richie

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• I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

  Winston Churchill

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• A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he’s going to get sick on it.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

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  Tags in Drunk, Mouth, Men And Women