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• I’m not a political comedian. That’s just not what I do.

  Louis C.K.

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• It’s good to be funny when you are a comedian.

  George Lindsey

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• I’ve been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.

  Wendy Liebman

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• Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it’s not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

  Steve Harvey

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• David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

  George Lopez

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• My mom is two people to me. She’s my mom number one, and then she’s this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that’s responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

  Pauly Shore

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• I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.

  Patton Oswalt

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• I know a lot about Jewish comedians.

  Dana Snyder

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• I’m quietly becoming New York’s premiere actor. People don’t understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

  Colin Quinn

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• I’ve been doing comedies but I’m not a comedian.

  Seann William Scott

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• In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn’t be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

  Rory Bremner

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• If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

  Wanda Sykes

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• It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.

  Bob Saget

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• When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

  Carrot Top

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• I’m glad Reagan is president. Of course, I’m a professional comedian.

  Will Durst

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• Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

  Sacha Baron Cohen

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• The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledge hammer to smash a butterfly.

  Imogene Fernandez de Coca

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• I wanted to do – there was this film called ‘Magic’ that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don’t want any comedians in this.

  Gene Wilder

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• I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

  Ron Dee White

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• It’s also that comedians don’t have the kind of narcissism that actors have. They’re writers who perform their own material. It’s more interesting. And they’re s*xy because they risk more. Stand-up comedians risk more than anyone.

  Rachel Weisz

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