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• An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.

  Queen Victoria

  Topics in Beauty, Children

  Tags in Ugliness, Babies, Ugly

• Father asked us what was God’s noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Tags in Babies

• All babies are beautiful.

  Jeanne Calment

  Jeanne Calment

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Babies, Beautiful

• I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn’t. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You’re looking at a real daddy.

  Barry White

  Topics in Father

  Tags in Babies, Dad

• Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

  Charles Dickens

  Tags in Babies

• The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

  Kin Hubbard

  Tags in Babies

• Babies change, they start showin’ them fangs tryin’ to take a ride on those crazy trains.

  Shwayze

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Change, Babies

• A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Topics in Children

  Tags in Babies

• That’s 11 babies in a few months.

  Aaron Ambrose

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Babies, Thinking

• Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha’f**ker but you might be 16, And I ain’t tryin’ to end up in the penitentiary, You gon’ be screamin’ Daddy take some of that dick up out of me, When you in the strip club, you work that pole, When you in the bedroom, you work that pole, I ain’t choosy baby you could work me fast or you could work me slow, When I be up in the strip club I be tippin’, When my rap got the rat Big Hap think I’m trippin’, And I’m hood bitch & this just nothin’ but good livin’, Your baby owes me & I ain’t even pimpin’.

  Z-Ro

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Babies

• Where do babies come from? Don’t bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called “making love”. Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said “sex is good”. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

  Matt Groening

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Babies, Adulthood