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• You can fake your smiles and laughter, but you can never fake your tears and feelings.

  Unknown

  Topics in Laughter, Smile

  Tags in Feelings, Tears

• I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It’s like nature’s Neosporin.

  Matt LeBlanc

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Emotional

• I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don’t laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that’s not real laughter.

  Steve Martin

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Day, Real

• Give a child love, laughter and peace, not AIDS.

  Nelson Mandela

  Topics in Laughter, Love

  Tags in Peace

• Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, ‘I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too’ and he said, ‘Oh really?’ And I said, ‘I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.’ He didn’t take the joke well, he didn’t laugh and didn’t think it was funny – I thought it was funny. It’s all the same to me.

  Michael Clarke Duncan

  Topics in Funny, Laughter

  Tags in Elementary, Actor

• I have to laugh at myself.

  Anthony Kiedis

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Myself

• I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

  Bob Newhart

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Marriage

• If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Topics in Laughter, Love

  Tags in Make

• When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.

  Gautama Buddha

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Head, Realize

• First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.

  Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

  Topics in Inspirational, Laughter, Life

  Tags in Win

• I’m the type of person who laughs at my own texts before i send them because i’m so freaking funny.

  Unknown

  Topics in Funny, Laughter

  Tags in Freaking

• Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.

  Unknown

  Topics in Laughter, Smile

  Tags in Good, Girl

• Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter.

  Edward Abbey

  Topics in Laughter, Love

  Tags in Passion

• And if I laugh at any mortal thing, ‘Tis that I may not weep.

  Lord Byron

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Weep

• There i was again tonight forcing laughter faking smiles same old tired, lonely place.

  Unknown

  Topics in Laughter, Smile

  Tags in Lonely, Tired

• My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh. but my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Pain, Reason

• Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, i’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside- remember all the times you’ve felt that way.

  Charles Bukowski

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Remember, Way, Humour

• Thank you for making me laugh when i’d almost forgotten how to.

  Unknown

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Almost, Making

• I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she’s worked twice as hard to get there, she’s had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she’s in control.

  Wendy Liebman

  Topics in Confidence, Laughter

• I took a lot of time off after Mobsters and although I did something I had never done before, which was to direct a play, The Laughter Epidemic, it felt like a vacation.

  Christian Slater

  Topics in Laughter

  Tags in Vacation, Never