Zapp Brannigan Quotes

• I’ll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.

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• The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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• Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

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• I’ve always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

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• Where’s the little umbrella Kif? That’s what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

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• She’s a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I’m gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

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• If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

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• I have a very…sexy…problem…

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• 1944 - Steve Carlton
• 1972 - Vanessa Paradis
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• 1861 - Sara Jeannette Duncan

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• 1940 - Nathanael West
• 1998 - Virginia Graham
• 1943 - Beatrix Potter
• 1989 - Samuel Beckett
• 1987 - Sir Henry Thomas Cotton