Zapp Brannigan Quotes

• Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost…..Or something.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Comet

• Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Anyway

• A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!

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  Tags in Dorks, Language

• I’ll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Manure

• You’re a man’s man, you’re a man’s man’s man!

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Man

• If I don’t make it, tell my wife I said … hello.

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Wife

• I have a very…sexy…problem…

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Problem

• If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Like

• Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Like

• Crawling back like a bird on it’s belly…delicious.

  Zapp Brannigan

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  Tags in Back

• You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Own Me

• Kiff I’m heading to the restroom, and I’ll be needing an assistant…..Oh, sorry, you’re crying like a woman.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Needing

• Kif! Show them the medal I won.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Medal

• That’s the problem with Neutrals – you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Neutrality

• I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in No Name

• She’s built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Bistro

• Fly the white flag of war.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Flag

• It was simply a matter of outsmarting them…so i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed.

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Outsmarting, Own Me, Outsmart

• Let’s see how friendly you get when you’re sharing a prison cell!

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Prison Cell, Lets See

• I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!

  Zapp Brannigan

  Tags in Shocking

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