Van Halen Quotes

• Are you for real? It’s so hard to tell, from just a magazine. Yeah, you just smile and the picture sells, look what that does to me.

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• I’ve been to the edge, and there I stood and looked down. You know I lost alot of friends there, baby, I got no time to mess around.

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• Everybody wants some, I want some, too.

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• I got something you need. Oh yeah, ain’t talking about love, my love is rotten to the core.

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• You don’t have to die to go to heaven or hang around to be born again, just tune into what this place has to offer.

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• All I’ve got I had to steal, least I don’t need to beg or borrow.

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• The jury looked at me and said, outta luck.

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• Pretty maids all in a row, go on set them up.

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• You’ll get some leg tonight for sure, tell us how you do.

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• She’s so fine. How about a nine on a ten scale with long legs straight up to her lunch pail.

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• Baby, leave me alone, or baby, stay the night.

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• All your dreams of riches are based on magazines.

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• Love is the source of infection.

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• Say you’re going to leave me cause I only tie you up. Always love you tender, but you only like it rough.

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• Right now, it’s your tomorrow.

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• All you bad, bad boys call her up on the spank line. Three dollars, first minute, after that it costs ya four.

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  Tags in Boy, Time

• Drop dead legs, pretty smile, hurts my head, gets me wild. Dig that steam, giant butt, makes me scream.

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• US prime, grade A, stamped guaranteed, just grease it up and bring on the heat. Throw it down and roll it over once or twice, then chow down.

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• Sleep and dream is all I crave, I travel far across the Milky Way. To my master I become a slave ’til we meet some other day.

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• We’re the lost generation, have no place to go. The road to destruction is all we need to know.

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Today's Anniversary - 16th November

Births

• 1964 - Dwight Gooden
• 1946 - Terence McKenna
• 1904 - Nnamdi Azikiwe
• 1895 - Paul Hindemith
• 1905 - Albert Edwin Condon

Deaths

• 1961 - Samuel Taliaferro Rayburn
• 1961 - Sam Rayburn
• 1797 - Frederick William II
• 1973 - Alan Wilson Watts
• 1975 - Wynn Bullock