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• He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

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• When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.

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• Well as giraffes say, you don’t get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

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• Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

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• There hasn’t been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

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• The players are under so much duress, it’s like duressic park out there!

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• The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips… you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

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• That’s the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

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• That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

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• Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

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• He’s as cool as a prized marrow!

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• Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

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• There’s only one word for that – magic darts!

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• He’s about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

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• It’s like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

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Sid Waddell (15)

Birth:	10th August, 1940
Death:	11th August, 2012
Nationality:	British
Profession:	Television Presenter, Commentator

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