Roseanne Barr Quotes

• Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

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• To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.

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• The thing woman have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

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  Tags in Thing, Take, Woman

• Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned.

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• Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

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• There’s a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there’s a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

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  Topics in Mother

  Tags in Woman

• The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.

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• My husband and I didn’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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  Tags in Suicide, Sign

• My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

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  Tags in Hope, War

• It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

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  Tags in Shut Up, Okay

• I was completely nuts for most of my life.

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• I know how to do anything, I’m a mom.

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• I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That’s what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

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• I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job.

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  Topics in Children, Job

• I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job.

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  Topics in Job

• I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people… that’s why I don’t like any of them.

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  Tags in Judge, Pretty

• Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?

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  Topics in Children

  Tags in Feeling

• Excuse the mess but we live here.

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  Topics in Life

  Tags in Live, Excuse

• Birth control that really works – every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

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  Tags in Control, Night

• As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job.

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  Topics in Job

  Tags in Husband

Roseanne Barr (24)

Birth:	3rd November, 1952
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Comedian, Director, Producer, Writer

About

Roseanne Cherrie Barr is an American actress, comedienne, writer, television producer, director and 2012 presidential nominee of the California-based Peace and Freedom Party. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the sitcom Roseanne.

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