Ron Dee White Quotes

• I reached a situation in which I cannot conduct the presidency.

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  You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

   

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• You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

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• There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

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• There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

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• The next time you have a thought… let it go.

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• The hardest that I’ve laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed ’til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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• People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.

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• Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.

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• My goal is just to become a better comedian.

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• I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

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• I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

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• I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

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• I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

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• I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.

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• I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.

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• I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.

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• I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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• Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!

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• But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

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Ron Dee White (21)

Birth:	18th December, 1956
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian

About

Ronald "Ron" White is an American stand up comedian and actor who has had two Grammy Award-nominations, and whose DVD "They call me Tater Salad" shipped over a million copies.

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