Robin Williams Quotes

• I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

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• Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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• The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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• The worst thing in life is not to end up all alone. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

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• You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

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• You’ll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

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• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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• When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

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• When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’

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• When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

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• What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.

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• We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.

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• We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.

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  Tags in Pretty, President

• We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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• The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’

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• The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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• The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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  Tags in Remind

• Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”

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  Topics in Nature

• See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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  Tags in Men, Brain

• Reality: What a concept!

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Robin Williams (37)

Birth:	21st July, 1951
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian

About

Robin McLaurin Williams is an American actor and comedian. Rising to fame with his role as the alien Mork in the TV series Mork & Mindy, and later stand-up comedy work, Williams has performed in many feature films since 1980. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting.

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