Robin Williams Quotes

• If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

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  Topics in Funny

• No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

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  Tags in Change

• Reality: What a concept!

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  Tags in Pretty, Concept

• We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Pretty, President

• The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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  Tags in Second, Bear

• We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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  Tags in Gay, Night

• Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”

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  Topics in Nature

• The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’

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  Tags in Tired

• The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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  Tags in Remind

• When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Question, Ask, Media

• When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Doubt, Joke

• We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.

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  Tags in Cousin, Cloning

• You’ll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

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  Tags in Notice, Speaks

• What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.

  Robin Williams

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Everything

• When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

  Robin Williams

  Topics in Family

• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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  Topics in Funny

• Carpe per diem – seize the check.

  Robin Williams

  Topics in Business

Robin Williams (37)

Birth:	21st July, 1951
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian

About

Robin McLaurin Williams is an American actor and comedian. Rising to fame with his role as the alien Mork in the TV series Mork & Mindy, and later stand-up comedy work, Williams has performed in many feature films since 1980. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting.

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• 1870 - Alexander Berkman
• 1929 - Marilyn French
• 1965 - Reggie Lewis
• 1943 - Philip Norman Bredesen Jr.
• 1989 - Rene Francois Ghislain Magritte

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• 2000 - Sir Cyril Astley Clarke
• 1926 - Joseph McKenna
• 1959 - Max Baer
• 1999 - Quentin Crisp
• 1996 - Mohammad Abdus Salam