I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
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Patton Oswalt (15)
Birth: | 27th January, 1969 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Writer |
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Oswalt was named after General George S. Patton. While a military brat, he later lived in Ohio and Tustin, California, before settling in Sterling, Virginia. He is a 1987 graduate of Broad Run High School in Ashburn, Virginia and subsequently graduated from the College of William and Mary, where he majored in English and was initiated into the Alpha Theta Chapter of the Phi Kappa Tau Fraternity.
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