Moon Zappa Quotes

• Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it’s a better something.

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• We had two rules growing up in my house: If you’re going to take a shower, do it with whomever you’re dating so you don’t waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody’s going to want one.

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• The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

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• Not many people know what their parents sound like having s*x. It was noisy.

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• My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn’t realise I was going to get educated.

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• My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.

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• My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.

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• It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

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• If there’s anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it’s being washed up right after.

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• I’ve got a new relationship and I’m trapped in this old life.

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• I’m totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.

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• I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!

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• I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

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• I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

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• I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I’ve been humiliated in.

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• I peaked early. I was told I’d missed my boat.

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• I made enough money to buy a house. That’s crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

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• I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

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• I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden.

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• I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

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Moon Zappa (26)

Birth:	28th September, 1967
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Author, Musician

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