Mindy Kaling Quotes

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  One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Friendship

  Tags in Struggle, Common

• There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Love

• Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Friendship

• When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that’s not it. It’s a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Relationships

• I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. Then I just lap it up.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in World

• You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I’m going to work every single day, I don’t think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And I have that same feeling – that there’s nobody that looks like me in movies, nobody would cast me as a romantic lead, but I want to do it and I feel confident that I can.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that’s, to me, the best compliment anyone could ever give me.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house – I can’t believe I remember this – he said to them, ‘Who’s paying the mortgage on this haunted house?’ I thought that was really funny.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• What I’d really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind of movie. I feel almost embarrassed revealing this, because the genre has been so degraded in the past twenty years that saying you like romantic comedies is essentially an admission of mild stupidity.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can’t get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it’s a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Twitter is so short, it’s safe. I don’t want my bosses to be like, ‘Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.’

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• There’s the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• There’s a female writer-performer thing going on in TV right now.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• The overlap in the Venn diagram of things that men hate for women to wear and the things that I love to wear, it’s almost a full overlap on the Venn diagram, which is unfortunate for me.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It’s something you don’t see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who’s my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Sometimes I eavesdrop on people. I could rationalize it – oh, this is good anthropological research for characters I’m writing – but it’s basically just nosiness. It also helps me gauge where I’m at: Am I normal?

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Right now, I’m hankering for new adventures… Ninety percent of the time I’m having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I’m wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.

  Mindy Kaling

  Topics in Uncategorized

Mindy Kaling (80)

Birth:	24th June, 1979
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Comedian, Producer, Writer

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