Michael Ian Black Quotes

• Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don’t ignore that critic but don’t give it more attention than it deserves.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Whenever anyone asks me if I’m from a TV show, I say yes – no matter whether I’ve ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• There’s this misconception that comedy and music go together. They don’t. Comedians can’t compete with rock stars; they’re just not on the same level. Rock stars will always be cooler. They will always get more girls.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that’s what a parent’s tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a long way toward affirming your relationship and commitment to each other. That’s not hard to do even when you’re juggling insane careers and three kids.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Separation is the worst. There’s no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• People recognize me, but they don’t know where from. Today I was in the elevator and somebody asked me if I worked for his company.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Nothing is more satisfying to me than sitting in a dank room, hunched over a single flickering candle like Ebenezer Scrooge, and watching my ledgers fill themselves with ink.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I like sports documentaries about Scrabble players, bands that play quiet, unassuming music, and TV shows that win awards. In that way, I am an elitist snob.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• My first real break was when my college sketch troupe, The State, was asked to contribute pieces for a new MTV show called ‘You Wrote It, You Watch It.’

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Most of the time, you don’t win anything on reality shows. You’re booted off, or maybe you win $50,000, or $100,000, which isn’t really life-changing. I don’t know that it’s worth it.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• My absolute favorite growing up was ‘Super Friends.’ The assemblage of so many mighty heroes in one place was, to me, mind-blowing. It was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, and then sometimes Hawkman and some other, lesser heroes.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Many, many people can write books. I just happen to be one of them.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our family was only a couple missed child support payments from being tossed onto the pitiless streets of our suburban New Jersey town.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• Let me tell you, the life of a C list celebrity is pretty sweet. If I want to go to an Applebee’s, all I have to do is, literally, walk in the door. They seat me as soon as the other people ahead of me are seated.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice. I mean, it’s a pretty evenhanded loathing among a certain amount of the critical population, which used to be about 80 percent. So now I’ve gotten to the point where I just don’t worry about it that much. It used to be very upsetting, now it’s only mildly upsetting.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• I take it for what it is, and sometimes the criticism is actually useful and constructive and actually informs what I do, but most of the time, it’s sort of mindless, or they’re receiving something on a different frequency than I was sending it.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

• I loved ‘Dungeons & Dragons.’ Actually, not so much the actual playing as the creation of characters and the opportunity to roll twenty-sided dice. I loved those pouches of dice Dungeon Masters would trundle around, loved choosing what I was going to be: warrior, wizard, dwarf, thief.

  Michael Ian Black

  Topics in Uncategorized

Michael Ian Black (34)

Birth:	12th August, 1971
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Director, Writer

Related Authors

• George Takei
• George Michael Cohan
• Zachary Scott
• Robert Barisford Brown
• Danny Pintauro
• Dana Carvey
• James Spader
• Roland Gift
• Joey McIntyre
• Peter Asher

Advertisement

Today's Anniversary - 21st November

Births

• 1844 - Ada Cambridge
• 1870 - Mary Johnston
• 1971 - Michael Strahan
• 1870 - Alexander Berkman
• 1963 - Nicollette Sheridan

Deaths

• 1945 - Robert Benchley
• 1959 - Max Baer
• 1999 - Quentin Crisp
• 1926 - Joseph McKenna
• 1922 - Ricardo Flores Magon