Louis C.K. Quotes

• The only time you should look in your neighbor’s bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your neighbor’s bowl to see if you have as much as them.

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  Tags in Bowls, Neighbor

• People say ‘my phone sucks.’ No it doesn’t. The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”

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  Topics in Life

  Tags in Miracle

• You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They’re mean, man. They’re cold and very cool-oriented.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Mean, Little, Film

• You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience.

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  Tags in Talking, Audience, Aware

• You can’t direct without a good crew.

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  Tags in Without, Direct, Crew

• You can’t direct without a good crew.

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  Tags in Without

• You can’t cancel my stand-up tours. It’s impossible. There’s too many separate bosses. There is no ‘bosses.’

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Too, Impossible, Separate

• Whenever I’ve encountered a Christian saying, ‘Why don’t you stop talking like that so I can hear you?’ I think, ‘Well you’re the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.’

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Saying

• When you’re young as a comic, you don’t have a lot of leverage.

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  Tags in Young, Comic, Leverage

• When you’re a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother’s assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

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  Topics in Father, Mother

  Tags in Day

• When two kids are being completely berserk, and they’re naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they’re going to be dressed, and they’re going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.

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  Topics in Future

  Tags in School, Kind

• When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, ‘This is just dumb.’

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Women, While, After

• When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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  Topics in Smile

  Tags in Take, Kids

• When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I’m like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we’re walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

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  Tags in Need, Around, Read

• When I got divorced, I thought ‘Well, there goes my act.’

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  Tags in Thought, Act, Goes

• When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don’t get any sleep.

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  Tags in Sleep, Back, Off

• Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it’s really like magic because you transform reality for people.

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  Topics in Power

  Tags in Reality, Understand

• To me, it’s very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it’s not me.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Else, Somebody, Does

• To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

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  Topics in Art

  Tags in Okay, Buy

• To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

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  Topics in Goal

  Tags in Laugh, High

Louis C.K. (107)

Birth:	12th September, 1967
Nationality:	American, Mexican
Profession:	Actor, Producer, Writer

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