Larry David Quotes

• It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn’t happen that often.

  Larry David

• It has to do – I think – with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

  Larry David

• It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

  Larry David

• In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.

  Larry David

• If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.

  Larry David

• I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

  Larry David

• I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about – people and laughter.

  Larry David

• I’m a walking, talking enigma.

  Larry David

• I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.

  Larry David

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  I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

   

  Larry David

• I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

  Larry David

• I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

  Larry David

• I tell people that I’ve now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

  Larry David

• I learned the first night that IHOP’s not the place to order fish.

  Larry David

• I just wanted laughs – that’s really what I was after.

  Larry David

• I just feed off the energy of the audience.

  Larry David

• I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

  Larry David

• I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am.

  Larry David

• I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me.

  Larry David

• I couldn’t be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

  Larry David

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Birth:	2nd July, 1947
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Producer, Writer

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Today's Anniversary - 22nd November

Births

• 1986 - Oscar Pistorius
• 1976 - Ville Valo
• 1950 - Tina Weymouth
• 1940 - Terry Gilliam
• 1916 - Percy Ross

Deaths

• 1992 - Sterling Price Holloway Jr.
• 1997 - Michael Hutchence
• 2001 - Mary Kay Ash
• 2011 - Svetlana Alliluyeva
• 2001 - Norman Granz