Kinky Friedman Quotes

• I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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• Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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• I admit I was drinking a Guinness… but I did not swallow.

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• Young people are the key to this election.

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• You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

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• You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

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• Yes, I’m a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and… both of them were independents, by the way.

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• William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

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• When I’m governor… I’ll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

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• Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

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• We’ve had to be creative to get on the ballot.

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• We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

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• We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning.

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• We were a country band with a social conscience.

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• These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

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• The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

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• The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That’s very important in my life.

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• The folks in Mississippi are saying, ‘Thank God for Texas.

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• The first thing I’ll do if elected is demand a recount.

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• The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

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Kinky Friedman (40)

Birth:	1st November, 1944
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Columnist, Humorist, Novelist, Politician, Singer

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