Kathy Griffin Quotes

• I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

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• I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

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• I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard.

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• I hate it, it is tedious… when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

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• I don’t like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

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• I do road gigs occasionally but I don’t want to go out on the road for months at a time.

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• I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It’s definitely rated R.

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• I am in love with Larry David.

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• I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

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• I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I’m going to bomb at.

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• Have I gone too far?

   

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• Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I’m not going to let that stand.

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• Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

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• But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.

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• A lot of stars don’t have a sense of humor.

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• A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

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Kathy Griffin (56)

Birth:	4th November, 1960
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Comedian

About

Kathy Griffin is an American actress and comedian. Born in Oak Park, Illinois, she moved in 1978 to Los Angeles, where she studied drama at the Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute and became a member of the improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings. In the 1990s, Griffin began performing as a standup comedian and also appeared as a guest star on several television shows. She achieved recognition in a supporting role on the NBC sitcom Suddenly Susan.

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