Kathy Griffin Quotes

• I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I’m on stage, I’m at a microphone… it’s a joke!

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• I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

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• Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn’t care less if it’s true.

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• The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

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• The thing that bums me out about ‘The Real World’ is I don’t want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

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• The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don’t know they are.

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• That’s what I loved about Temptation Island. I don’t even know why they did it.

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• That’s life when you’re on the D-list.

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• So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can’t help it.

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• So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

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• No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there.

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• My act is based on my life.

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• My act has always reflected what’s going on in my life.

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• It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

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• If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.

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• I’m on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

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• I’m not always in that good with middle-aged heteros*xual men.

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• I’m basically always on tour.

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• I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

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• I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

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Birth:	4th November, 1960
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Comedian

About

Kathy Griffin is an American actress and comedian. Born in Oak Park, Illinois, she moved in 1978 to Los Angeles, where she studied drama at the Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute and became a member of the improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings. In the 1990s, Griffin began performing as a standup comedian and also appeared as a guest star on several television shows. She achieved recognition in a supporting role on the NBC sitcom Suddenly Susan.

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