Justin Halpern Quotes

• There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I’m way too dumb to write it.

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• The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He’s not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.

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• The Internet has really democratized ideas. There are no real gatekeepers any more, because if you have a great idea, and you put it online, people will find it and it will get in front of who it needs to get in front of.

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• My dad is awesome.

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• I’m not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.

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• I was an angst-y journal writing kid.

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• I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.

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• I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.

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• I feel like if I’m going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you’re buying a book about him, I don’t want you to have to sit through stuff that’s not him.

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• I almost feel like I’m unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.

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• Before I proposed to my now-wife, I was understandably nervous. My father suggested that I take stock of all of my experiences and relationships with women, from my earliest memories to present day, and see if I had learned anything that might inform my decision.

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• Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read.

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Justin Halpern (12)

Birth:	3rd September, 1980
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Author, Screenwriter

About

Halpern grew up in the Point Loma neighborhood of San Diego, California, United States. His father is Jewish and his Italian American mother is Catholic. Halpern's father Samuel Halpern, M.D. is a doctor of nuclear medicine, now retired, who practiced at the University of California San Diego. A blunt spoken man, he gave memorable, expletive-laden advice and comments to young Justin from childhood onwards.

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