Joel McHale Quotes

• You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

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• Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

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• Once you’ve been booked, people in Hollywood say, ‘Oh he must be good.’ All the while you’re the same actor.

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• My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

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• Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

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• It’s important to have the right agent – people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

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• It’s an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

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• In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn’t use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off!

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• If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

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• I don’t think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

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• Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That’s the big secret.

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Joel McHale (11)

Birth:	20th November, 1971
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Television Personality

About

Joel Edward McHale was born in Rome, Italy. He is an American comedian, actor and TV personality. He earned a BA degree in History from the University of Washington in 1995. He earned a Master of Fine Arts degree from the Professional Actors Training Program at the University of Washington in 2000. His role in several films include: Spider-Man 2, Lords of Dogtown, Mini's First Time, The Informant!, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World, The Big Year, Ted, Blended, Adult Beginners, A Futile and Stupid Gesture (upcoming film), and Assassination Nation (upcoming film). His role in television include: The Soup (TV show, host), Community (TV series), 26th Independent Spirit Awards (host), 2015 ESPY Awards (host), and The Great Indoors (TV series). He married to Sarah Williams in 1996. They have two sons.

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